Christmas Eye Candy

Maybe a little TOO much eye candy


No theme this week.

Just a bunch of Christmas stuff stuck in my head.

Enjoy!


The Crazy Target Christmas Lady is my spirit animal.

I watch these every Christmas.

But I also watch them sometimes on un-Christmas, because I LOVE this lady! The Crazy Target Christmas Lady is played by comedian Maria Bamford, who just nails this role.

I got sucked into a Youtube vortex when I was trying to figure out which was my favorite to post, but 20 minutes later, I STILL hadn’t made up my mind. So I’ve limited it to my top three.

But you really really should watch them all.

#3: Randy Flatscreen

For some reason the way she says “Randy Flatscreen” is permanently stuck in my head. I actually say it throughout the year.

#2: Call Me Derrick

This one is just unilaterally silly. But also a darn good idea.

#1: This is dancing

The actual title of my hands down, #1 pick is “Tip #3: Check the Weather.”

As you may suspect, there are MORE tip videos available. All of which are stupid funny.

Honorable Mention

Yah. I cheated to sneak another one in.

But this one is super adorable, even though I don’t think it would actually work this way in reality.


Featured Product: Vintage Deer Candle

We have a bunch of super cute Christmas items in the shop, but my vote for “Super Cutest” goes to this Vintage Gurley Tavern Deer Candle, which you can purchase HERE.

And if iconic Gurley candles are your thing, we have more HERE, HERE, and HERE.


The GIF that keeps on GIFing


Palette

I have this weird (until now subconscious) thing for wreaths.

I didn’t realize it until I went through my blog archive and saw how many times I’ve used them on the site.

It’s a LOT!


Mix-Tape Must-Have

This is MY favorite version of Jingle Bells!


Surface Pattern

Image licensed from adobestockphotos.com

Love, love, LOVE this pattern / color combo!

Someone needs to make this into Christmas wrapping paper. Papyrus ,maybe?


Vintage Christmas

Image licensed at pixabay.com

Just ‘cause it’s pretty . . .


Corny Joke

This is a 2-fer: A dorky Christmas joke AND a way for me to sneak in some Christmas Bauhaus aesthetic.

 
 
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